Sam Grittner was raised in the Himalayas by a pack of Clowns that were eaten to death by a family of Werewolves in the summer of 1972.
After dabbling in peyote and handle-bar mustaches, he went to 'El Escuela' (the Mexican Harvard) where he studied transcendentalism, Magic-Eye posters, and butter-sculpting. Graduating with a Master's degree in Bufoonery and clutching his thesis on Dick Jokes, he moved to New York City, where he is now a successful Comedian, Actor, and Horse Whisperer.